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French Monkey Toast – a recipe by quornflour

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Monkey bread is a nice and gooey treat for when you want something sweet. It isn’t dissimilar to cinnamon rolls so I figured that I would make some and use the leftovers – yeah, I had leftovers, though my niece would have loved to prevent that from happening.

I started out by making Monkey Bread, there are recipes all over the internet, but I always find myself adjusting the recipe because they seem to always have far more sugar than you actually need, plus as I cannot leave well enough alone I add a little something here and there. So here is my recipe:

  • 2 Cans Exploding Biscuits (Pillsbury biscuits from a can)
  • 2/3 Cups Brown Sugar
  • 2/3 Cups White Sugar
  • 2 Teaspoons Ground Cinnamon
  • ½ Teaspoon Ground Cardamom
  • ¼ Teaspoon Ground Cloves
  • 1 Teaspoon Salt
  • 2/3 Cups Melted Butter

You are going to need a Bundt pan for this, if you do not have one 2 loaf pans should suffice in a pinch.

  1. Grease up your Bundt pan
  2. Heat your oven to 370
  3. In a large mixing bowl mix together your brown sugar, white sugar, spices and salt
  4. Remove the exploding biscuits from the can and slice each biscuit into 6-8 pieces
  5. Roll each piece in the sugar mixture covering the piece in the sugar mixture and place in the Bundt pan
    1. Make sure you are evenly distributing them
    2. Once you have used the first can of biscuits, sprinkle about ¼ cup of the sugar mixture over the top and then continue with the second can
  6. When you run out of biscuit pieces, evenly pour any excess sugar around the top of the biscuits
  7. Next pour the melted butter over the top distributing it as evenly as possible
  8. Let bake for 45 minutes
  9. When you pull it out of the oven, let it cool for about 10 minutes and then flip it onto a plate

When it is cool enough to touch without burning your hands it is ready to eat, simply by pulling off the little pieces.

Now, why stop there?

Instead of pulling it apart, let it cool completely, (or cut it in half, serve half warm and put the other half away for later and let cool).

For the French Toast mixture you will need:

  • 2 Eggs
  • ¼ Cup Unsweetened Plain Almond Milk
  • 1 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract
  • ½ Teaspoon Almond Extract
  • 1 Tablespoon Grade B Maple Syrup
  • ½ Bunt Pan Monkey Bread (or if you use loaf pans one loaf) sliced into ½”-1″ slices
  • Spray Oil

     

  1. Mix the ingredients together well, beating the eggs until everything is uniform in look
  2. Heat a griddle to medium heat and spray with oil
  3. Dip the monkey bread slices into the egg mixture and cook each side until you have a little golden brown on each side
  4. Serve warm with maple syrup, berries and butter
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Pretty Purple Slaw, a recipe by quornflour

Well, it isn’t really summer, but with the blue skies and sunshine and above zero temps, it sure feels like it.

So I made some fish and chips and slaw. Coleslaw is one of those foods that is either delicious or gross, it makes me sad when I have bad slaw. From the number of places I have had it in Minnesota, it seems to be pretty much a fact that Minnesotians can’t make slaw. No offence guys, but mayo and cabbage slaw does not make.

Here is what you need:

  • ¼ cup rice vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon mustard seeds
  • 2 tablespoons finely chopped red onion
  • 4 teaspoons of brown sugar
  • ½ a cup miracle whip
  • ¼ cup crushed pineapple
  • ½ a head of red cabbage chopped into thin strips
  • ¼ cup craisins
  • ¼ cup finely chopped pecans

In a bowl add vinegar, mustard seeds and red onion and set aside for about an hour.

Add the sugar miracle whip and pineapple and mix well. Stir in cabbage, nuts and craisins and let sit for at least an hour in the fridge.



Fire and Ice – a Cocktail Recipe by quornflour

A while back I was visiting friends and they told me of this cocktail they had gotten somewhere. Now I couldn’t really remember what it was other than it was a martini and it had burnt orange oil in it.

So on a recent visit with them, I stopped at the liquor store and picked up what I thought should go in the drink. Apparently it was not the same, for starters, the one they had was a gin martini and I picked up vodka instead. But regardless, it was super delicious, and almost festive. Fire and ice is festive after all isn’t it?

Here is what you will need:

  • 1 orange
  • Cointreau
  • Vodka
  • Ice
  • Matches

We used a 16oz shaker for 2 drinks…

  1. Fill your shaker with ice
  2. Add 3 oz Cointreau
  3. Top with vodka
  4. Shake vigorously
  5. Slice the pith and zest off the orange
  6. Light match
  7. Bend peal over the flame aiming for the glass

Now I suspect you could also add the oil and then light the drink on fire, but I haven’t tried that…

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Cranberry Muffin Time: a Recipe by quornflour

I like muffins and breads.

I also like cranberries.

Here is a fairly simple Apple Cranberry muffin that is perfect any time of year, especially so around the holidays.

What happens fairly often, is I plan to have friends over for brunch and then at the very last minute I think “crap, I should make muffins.”

Sometimes I make them full on from scratch, but this time I didn’t have enough flour, but I had Bisquick so I kind of cheated. I am ok with that though, because they turned out super delicious.

Here is what you need for about 24-30 muffins:

  • 4 Cups of Bisquick
  • 2/3 Cups of sugar
  • 1 teaspoon powdered ginger
  • Zest of one orange
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 1/3 Cup of milk
  • 1 bag of cranberries
  • 1 apple finely chopped (1/4 inch)

Now you need to throw it all together and bake them up.

  1. Heat your oven to 375⁰
  2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the Bisquick, sugar, ginger and orange zest
  3. In a small mixing bowl beat the eggs then add the milk
  4. Mix the eggs and milk into the dry ingredients
  5. Fold in the cranberries and apples
  6. Grease and flour muffin tins or use liners
  7. Fill with batter
  8. Sprinkle sugar over top
  9. Bake for 25 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean

Eat these warm with butter if you can!



How to Cut a Pepper by quornflour

I am not sure why everyone does not know this, it is so simple…

  1. Cut the top and the bottom off
  2. Make a slice down the side
  3. Insert knife
  4. Roll pepper cutting along the edges of the pepper

You can pop the stem out of the middle of the top and use the meat as you like. Dry out the seeds and sprout them for your own plants or compost the middle.



Fruity Play-Dough: a Recipe by quornflour

Years ago I worked in childcare. The woman I worked for would occasionally make a new batch of play-dough for the kids. It was a simple recipe that was scented and colored with Kool-Aid.

Earlier this year I went looking for that recipe and just could not find anyone who knew it.

Then the other day I was thumbing through an old address book/journal that I had back then. There it was, scrawled on a page. So I figured while I knew where it was I would write it up.

Here is what you will need for each color:

  • 1 cup of flour
  • ½ cup of Salt
  • 1 envelope of Kool-Aid (the kind you add your own sugar in)
  • 2 tablespoons of oil
  • 1 cup of boiling water*

Note: the boiling part is super important, if it isn’t hot enough the dough will end up too watery. If that happens, or you don’t like the consistency add a flour and salt mixture of 2:1 to thicken it up.

  1. put all of the dry ingredients in a small mixing bowl

  1. using a fork, mix them together until you cannot see the color of the Kool-Aid from the rest

  1. add oil and water

  1. mix

  1. mix

  1. mix

  1. roll into a ball

  1. repeat for each color

  1. Play!

It is salty but edible if anyone gets it in their mouths or goes for a taste, which might be tempting for some since it smells so fruity.

When you are done store in an airtight container.



Kickin’ Cranberry Chutney: a Recipe by quornflour

One of my very most favorite things about holiday food is cranberries. I freaking L-O-V-E love them.

I like cranberry juice ok, but I love cranberry sauce. So much in fact I buy them and put them in the freezer so I have them months later. I make tons of extra cranberry sauce and can it so I can enjoy it in the summer. I even eat the canned stuff.

The other day when we were sitting around talking about having a charity lunch with the theme east meets west, I offered to make cranberry chutney. Ok, I also offered to make Curry Mussels, which are delicious, but since I already made them, it was not going to make much of a new recipe blog post.

I remember making some form of a cranberry chutney when I was in middle school maybe, but I wanted something with more of a kick, so here goes.

Remember I made this for a charity lunch, so I made a lot.

  • 24 oz (2 bags) of cranberries – frozen
  • 2 oranges
  • 1 lemon
  • 1 cup of sugar
  • ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • ½ teaspoon ground ginger
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • ½ teaspoon ground cloves
  • ½ teaspoon ground cumin

You also need a blender or a food processor…

Zest the orange and the lemon, trim off some of the pith, you don’t need to remove it all, and if your fruits aren’t too pithy you don’t need to bother with it.

Then everything in the blender (or food processor) and whirr it up.

It is tart and sweet and then leaves a little kick at the end.




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